.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
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So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
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Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life