Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Bring me that man meat
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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