i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Randomize
