i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
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It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
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Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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