Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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