just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
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I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
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You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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