I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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