Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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