too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
Randomize
