I wish life had little blips of pornography
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
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Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
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Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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