Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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