I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
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I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
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Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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