you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
My pussy is not your playground.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
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nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
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"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
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