I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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