Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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