it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
The cops high fived after they tackled you
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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