This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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