Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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