If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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