So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
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I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
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2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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