Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
thus making me awesome and them whores
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
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my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
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Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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