he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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