I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
operation harelip BJ is a go
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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