you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
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Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
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You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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