Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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