I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
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then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
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You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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