So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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