You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
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Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
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What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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