Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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