it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
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Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
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I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
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