Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
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I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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