summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
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I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
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I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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