people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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