Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
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You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
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Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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