God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
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He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
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I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
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Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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