i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I don't deserve a penis
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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