i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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