Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
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He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
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Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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