Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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