I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Farmville is her only friend.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
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