Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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