Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Mom said you looked used
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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