just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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