Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
time to smoke my breakfast
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
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facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
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I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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