Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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