Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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