Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
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Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
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I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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