rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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