Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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