she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I want you more than these girls want KFC
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
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We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
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I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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