nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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