I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
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He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
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The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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