She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
So much Jack, so little girl.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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