"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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