And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
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Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
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do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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