do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
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drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
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Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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