so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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